sharealm:

Tumblr on We Heart It.

emmyc:

typette:

slutaeyang:

this is the best gif i’ve ever seen 

this gif was good, and then it got better

my day is saved

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

• girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
• me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles